Dear Diirshhsky,
member wen i killed jenny? ohhhhh whyd i gone dooo that?!!! hoos gonna clean up my puke? hoss gonna make me pickel joose sandwech? hoos gonna make pickel shakes? hoss gonna grab my pickel? JENNNYYYYYYY!!!
I loved her so. more thn roger my frog. dum frog just sits in his cage. if i was a frog i wuld brake free! id find otter frogs to fuck! thats wut id do!
SHHHH!!! SHHHH!
shhh diery! soemwun at the door. shuld i go anser? wat if its the FBI. female booty inspector- hahahaha! where did SHHHHHHHH!!!! .....somewun at the door. diry this is serios.
they said my name diery!
i cant BEAR the suspence! oh lawwdy save me! for I ment you no harm. all my life I jus wannted to get published...in a fancy magazine liek Chumming Buds or Fancy Trailer. this hea d is so full with ideeas that i shit novellas. my toilet iss overflowin with word turds!
thas why i never flush.
I DIDn't kill that bitch officer (i just lied to the stupid piggy wiggy bakon piggy pigRJKG.- STOP THAT, not DUN FENISHIN MY- dontttttttttt read ovar my shhullder!
(haha- poooshed piggy and graaaabed his gun!
daaance piggy! uhhoh.
owwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I KAN STILL TIPE WIT WUN HANCUFF! oWWWwWwwwwwrrrr
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