Bubba's Diarrhea: Chafeter Wun: Duh Corn Taint Shuck Itself

Dear Diarrhea,

My neem iS Bubba.  I am 43 yeers old.  I live on a pig farm.

Janie is yellin at me.  Time for dinner.  Pig again.  So teeeeared of ha-vin pig! 

"WHY DON'T WE HAVE CORN??""

"CUZ YOU AIN'T NEVER SHUCK!"

"SHUCK?  SHUCK?" i said.  "I SHUCK LASTERDAY!"

Then she got reeeeaaaal mad.

but I showed her.

Turns out...i AM hav-in pig tonight.  that janie roasted goooooood.

i shucked her. hehehehehehehe.

the EnD....?